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 27.02.2013
xxx: When you go past the anti-theft signaling turniquet in the supermarket - "Peace...peace...I didn’t steal anything. I am clean!"
The main thing is to convince yourself and the tourist.
Zzzz: Oh, and if he ringed up. Then with a scream to rush on him to embrace his hands side by side, like his chest and shake up with wild cries: - I am Nothing _KING!!!! You hear, your mother, not the king!!!! to
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