A couple of years ago I bought myself a large hairy winter hat (coat not natural)
I went home drunk yesterday. I hardly sit on a seat in the subway, cramping my hat in my hands, looking at one point, in general, everything floats in front of my eyes. Here, a company enters the car, a blonde comes to me and shouts, “Oh, this is a hammer!”!" and begins to smooth my hat".
I was o_o
Everyone in the car was crying.