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 05.03.2013
My daughter came from New York, she said. She works in a brigade that sets the lights for big celebrations, such as weddings for half a thousand people. Here, they prepared a barbecue room for a very wealthy and very religious Jewish family. The very event on Sunday, worked on Wednesday, Thursday and half Friday. The main thing is all done, but you still need to adjust the direction of the reflectors and other little things. Suddenly, a rabbin with two assistants comes to watch the work and cries that everyone should be turned off immediately, because the Sabbath is coming. Non-Jews are not forbidden to work, but if on the Sabbath to turn on or turn off the light in the cosher room (and the cosher hall, there are gatherings), it will become non-cosher, and everything is gone.

Everyone is confused, someone calls the brigade and reports the situation. But here comes one of the lights, the Italian Marco. It blinketh with its own – said, do not rush, people, that all will be – and goes to explain with the rabbis. He tells them the following:
I know a little about your order. I know you can’t turn on and turn off the plate on Saturday. But after all, you can put the pots on a already burning plate and remove them. Here we will do with the reflectors the same thing you do with the plate. We will not turn them on – they are already burning. And we will not turn them off. We will just move them there. Put and remove the filters. And when we leave, we will cut off the main rubber, it is outside the kosher room.

The rabbis thought and thought, consulted with each other and agreed. I don’t know how it was from the point of view of theology, but they probably wanted everything to be okay with the light. Satisfied as an elephant, Marco calls the brigadier:
Greg is okay. I agreed that I could continue to work.
Greg, himself half-Jewish, was completely surprised:
Mark, I can’t believe it. Did you argue with the three rabbis?? to
by Marko:
and ha! That’s a few pieces compared to what I did a month ago.
What did you do?
You are overtime.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1303/o130304.html#2
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