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 11.03.2013
XXX I want to eat. The diagnosis showed that the legs functioned, but the brain’s commands responded with a delay of 0.0056 seconds. Not critical though. The gyroscope is slightly shifted, it will need to be corrected. There is another unpredictable factor - the cat. The probability of falling under the legs is 73.6%. Ability to prevent a collision taking into account all breaches 46,004%. The chance of falling is 98, 094%. The chance of getting to the kitchen and cooking fuel for the body is 43.39%. Probably going to the store is a critical mistake.
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