Somali immigrants arrived in Berlin. He stops the first person he sees and says, “Thank you, sir. Germany allowed me to live in this country, gave me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!” The passenger replies, “You’re wrong, I’m an Afghan.” A man goes on and meets another passenger: “Thank you for being such a beautiful country in Germany! and etc.” The man says, “I’m not a German, I’m an Iraqi!” The newcomer goes on to the next man, holds his hand and says, “Thank you for the beautiful Germany!” “This man raises his hand and says, ‘I’m from Pakistan, I’m not from Germany!’ He finally sees a cute lady coming. He asked, “Are you German?” She says, “No, I’m from India!” Confused, he asks her, “Where are the Germans?” The Hindus checked the clock and said, “That’s how it works now!”