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 14.03.2013
Overnight with a friend. She lives with her brother. I wake up in the morning, I say.
I'll go washing up
She: Do not be in a hurry. The toilet is combined with the bathroom. Look into the corridor first.
I: Well it looked. What should I see there?)) The cat is sitting.
This is the cat you should have seen. If a Persian is sitting at the end of the corridor, then the sorter is busy.
I: I did not understand?!? to
She: It’s all very simple. In our house, the cat feeds only the brother. The cat is very impatient, and often from the moment of waking up he accompanied Sanya on his heels with demands to feed, up to the toilet door. Sometimes I met on the exit. My brother also has a sense of humor. Now he feeds the cat in the morning, only if it has not slept on duty. A poor animal has roasted the subject, and now every morning stands on the guard at the toilet door)) So if Perseus is there, it means he is busy!
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