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 17.07.2008
So, I stand on a bridge, next to me, such a drunk man stands, drinks beer, smokes. Calls on the phone, says: "Natalia, so and so, now on anywhere hanging, traffic jams, today I will not get. We’ll meet tomorrow at 12 a.m. and return the goods. Agreed and go on. and booze.
He calls again. This time to the boss: "The boss, say, the client has some personal problems, today the product refuses, wants to get tomorrow until 12. I just report the situation. We have agreed ". The boss, apparently, gives good, puts the phone. and booze. Looking at the reflection on the wall and issuing: "And still good"
yyy: Fuck, people are twisted, I can’t)
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