Advice to the questioner:
xxx: Fuck, here's how to explain to your jealous girlfriend that he passed the link "Megan Fox will make a company of ninja turtles" not because of Megan Fox...

He sent it in direct text. That you yourself in two years did not complain that your wife got you and all the grandmothers are mercantile fools. Try to be smart yourself at least once and do an adult act. This is called counting ahead and looking into the future.