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 08.01.2008
I would like to save myself for my husband.
Girl: Look if your wife told you on your wedding night. I love you. And I kept myself for you...you would be happy.)
Nicke1odeoN: It would be more pleasant for me if, instead of a talk, which is not supported by any sexual experience, she made me a deep blink, cuddling and whistling, rather than starting to pull him as a joystick while playing an IL-2 strike jet attacking a German base.
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