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 18.03.2013
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But with the Americans, and especially with the British, I can’t speak English at all.

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The last time she met an American coffee-surfer in Istanbul, she was stupidly embarrassed by her pronunciation at him.

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So we kissed.

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I am a good manager, I can handle any situation.
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