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 19.03.2013
I decided to take the rubbish. Because of the natural laziness, I just threw a long black coat right above the cowards. I see, near the rubbish pipeline, some rejected soul (years 13-14) spills its thoughts right on the wall, something about the mouth, the fuck and the Masha of 366 square meters. He notices me: in cowards, in a coat, unbrown, with a black bag, from where some incomprehensible shit drops. I say in a very calm voice, “I will first rape you and then kill you.”
Judging by the speed he was jumping through the stairs, the boy really believed me.
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