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 21.03.2013
I talked with a friend, a conversation came about his nephew, he is already 13-14 years old, well, I tell him that soon there will be schoolchildren chasing from her...
He is:
I am still threatening!
But soon I will have a shelf of torn trophy eggs!
I am :
Are you wearing a little puppy? :)

I’ll make a necklace!

Fantasy played out, well, I decided to crack down on the joke, maybe someone has already done it...

Time passed... the boss approaches, we talk there about touring bags, and what she was sleepy to swallow... and I have there "how to make a necklace of male eggs"

The phrase "Woman, are you okay?" made me go back to reality
I have been explaining for a long time what and why.)
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