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 22.03.2013
Advance - I am an administrator, I go to one of the departments, one girl's car restarts when she inserts the flash.
I decided that either the connector is broken or the power line on the flash flashes. A few minutes sitting, pulling out the flash flash, then taking all their flashes that another 10 attempts, everything is perfect. I hit the connector, everything is okay, this beautiful woman fits herself, takes the flash and as soon as it touches the connector, the car reloads, I immediately take this flash and everything is normal. She also takes any other flash, tick - rebut, I decided that the static, held onto the power unit of another machine, I plug the flash all the norm. I choose a volunteer from the rest of the workers, she ticks the flash – rebut, let’s call the third, the same story. I try all the norms with them, in case of statics, holding on to one of them, inserting the flash - all the norms. It looks like in a distant galaxy, the adeptusmechanikum still, awakened the god machine.
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