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Indulgence †
My boyfriend rubbed my breasts in public places, saying:"We walked into the woods for nuts, got into the pit, pressed BIP-BIP on the hose". At the last word, twice painfully compressing my chest.
I’m ashamed of him, but I can’t give up a fool.

Yury Ermakov
And you say in response:

I was on a train, choking.
I was driving from north to south.
The boy was eblan-
There was a stop-kran on the way.

And even for his shit!