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 24.03.2013
XHH: I am practicing in school as a computer science teacher. Today I call a guy to the board to solve a simple program on Pascal. He stands, is dumb, cannot handle the operation of whole-number division. I suggest him solve the column and understand that there is a mod, that there is a div, but he refuses.
YYY : Why? The child of the calculator did not find a decision in the column?
This miracle tells me that you cannot use multiplication and division, but you must use only addition and deduction.
YYY: 0_0 man processor! to
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