bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 34 - ]
 24.03.2013
With Lepra.
Udka: Here is a beautiful girl in the car looking at you. Sometimes, and you look at her, the eyes cross several times during the trip. But the fucking fear of coming up and asking for the phone takes up. Would she suddenly refuse? And all the passengers will be looking at you the rest of the way and thinking, “Haaah! I don’t have any numbers!" It does not seem to be quite normal.
Veveve: Believe me, everybody in the car is absolutely offended by you and her, they have enough of their concerns. None of them will even look at you when you come and talk to a girl.
Kaldazar: It’s not true, I always look at them!
FK: And then I remember often.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna