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 29.03.2013
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Maruja Ivanovna: Well, what’s there with my laptop?
Smolnyi: the screw is filled with beads... I don’t even know if I can pull anything out of there...
Marisa Ivanovna: What is it? The bed? This is what?
Smolnyi: these are such terrible sectors on the hard disk, the treatment of which is made only with the arrival of guests and subsequent joint laying. and :-)
Marisa Ivanovna: Yes to me. Okay, tell me when?
Smolnyi: krghm... em, nuow... let’s go now, you need a laptop sooner, right?
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