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 31.03.2013
She is 7 months pregnant and laughs. But that is not the essence
When she saw the cockroach (and they sometimes appear to us) ran away and shouted "kill him" and when he slipped down the ceiling hid under the blanket almost crying. A day ago she told me, “There was one cockroach running here, with such cute eyebrows..."
The next day he comes out of the bathroom and says "Now a cockroach has escaped under the shell. But he is not ours. our long and crunchy, and this short and light...not ours!we need to say to the neighbor that we are not breeding them.
I am afraid what will happen next.
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