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 01.04.2013
Finder> Victor Sergeevich, the third department friendly pin the ballad the third day
Victor> Branch of the sirene fell on the chest, the head of the department will have to bend
Finder> eye and how?
Victor> Scratch the eye and tear out the tongue that you used to talk on Skype, scratch the skin, plant on the col, boil the legs in boiling oil
3> The third department asks for mercy, it is enough to make noise
Victor> scratch do not start smelling finally, with the third section will happen a fuck
3> understand
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