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 01.04.2013
The clothing store, nalis for the purpose of taking before a tripand in the lagr on the springthe holidays, I have an hour - a break between the lesson, and after three hours children with the suitcase should be taken.
The nine-year-old daughter examplehas 18 T-shirts, 12 blouses and four dresses, passes 45 minout, I patiently but at lastem exhalation commentmy difference in two white T-shirts.
He looks at and the Canis, we go somewhere else", I, accordingly, open and behind the mouth, losing the gift of speech at indeterminedthe time.
Glasha, assessing the expression of my face, smilesse (!!!!) and the phraseis "Yes, it’s hard for me to please... The reala woman is not the nameis right lightly relates to hisgarderobe".
Conclusion: Somewhere in the home is hidden networko cable and something like STC is systematically procedureet in golu, we will conduct searches and isymat.
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