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 03.04.2013

XXX: For me, the chemistry task looks like this:
Two camels were flying, one red, the other left. How much does a kilogram of asphalt weigh if the oak is 24 years old?” A kilogram of asphalt weighs a kilogram.
WOW : Yes? Did you think well? Here, eggs live 13-17 years no more. A kilogram of asphalt has a mass of kilograms, and its weight depends on many conditions.
XX: Okay, then in our conditions it will weigh 9.8 N. And in the non-gravity space - nothing.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You forget about the long-lived eggs and flying camels, obviously it is not about our planet, it remains to calculate the mass of the planet in which the evolution would go in such a way that the camels had wings, and the eggs lived a quarter of a century. And undoubtedly the color of camels and the path of their migration also has a significant importance.
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