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 05.04.2013
Dispute with a girlfriend

Anastasia
To burn in hell is deadly. With thick sweaty smelly men... Without sweets and chocolates...
Anya
Coats to Coats! Then you should be given dogs all your life, not mice! That you would buy a cake, and it was overdue, that you would cry when you wanted to have the body dear in your eyes all the time!
Anastasia
That you have money on the phone always ended... That the nylon always broke. To get your grandmothers on foot in the trolleybus.
Anya
To keep your hair winding forever. So that the last candy is always not delicious, so that you go down to the first, and then realize that the student forgot! Give you Bibicals!
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