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 07.04.2013
XX: I have been working in a summer camp as a leader for a year. We went on a flight to this camp today. During the flight, the chief man came out and said:
- You know that in the rooms themselves, the sockets for safety reasons have long been dismantled. Working sockets in the buildings are only available in the cabin and staff rooms. Therefore, please: tell parents to give their children mobile phones with them more easily, which do not need to be charged often. Tell them about last year’s massive fighting between boys and androids for a free slot. And also about how girls take revenge on each other, photographing rivals sleeping in the dark and sending photos to "contact" and Instagram.
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