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 08.04.2013
In the social network “Twitter” bloggers have arranged a flash-mob, within which they parody officials of the Tula region, who about each of their actions write to the governor Vladimir Gruzdev. To the head of the region, they send messages about the most ordinary things. So the blogger Timofeich told the governor: "There are 3 units involved in the preparation of breakfast. Kitchen equipment and one. “The controlling organization is still asleep.” Green Sadness sent a message to Vladimir Gruzdev: "At the business breakfast we discussed the preliminary results of the execution of the family budget for the quarter. A number of orders.” Yulia Rumyantseva told the governor: "The average number of clean forks in the bowl has decreased to 1 piece. Alexey sent the following message: “Feed the cat! 0.001 tons of food was consumed. I didn’t have time to take a picture, I ate it all right away.” Blogger Alexander Murzinov also joined: “At 10:15 a.m., the machine was cleaned using a special means of “blue brush”.
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