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 09.04.2013
Compilation of comments to the post of the publisher "Typical Programmer":
1st Search in Google "Software to create games for free without SMS"
2nd disappointed
Three Start studying Pascal
4 is You program, but after a while you get disappointed.
5 is Start studying C#
6 is Programming is
7 is disappointed
8 is Start learning C++
9 is Programming is
10 is disappointed
11 is Start studying Haskell
12 is Start studying higher mathematics.
Thirteen Programming is
14 is disappointed
15 is Cut your hair and go to a Buddhist monastery.
16 is Return to
17th Just program for your pleasure.
18 is And you have already hit 40, you are bearded, but bald.
19 is Without resources to exist, start writing websites in PHP
20 is Learn JavaScript and CSS.
21 is Prepare to go to a different world.
22nd Suddenly your website is becoming popular.
23nd You get a lot of money.
24 is You die scrupulously.
26 is You are rebirthing, and the cycle is resuming, only now you are the grandson of Gates. O_O
27 is Continued programming
28 is The hopelessness
29 is Teaching students Pascal
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