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 11.04.2013
One evening I went out with my son for a walk for bread, he was in a wheelchair. The cars are parked close to each other on the sidewalk, I go and look at some passage between them. Here, with the film-high brakes in front of us on the sidewalk, a kind of wrecked car parks sharply. I kindly ask, say, uncle, could you not get off the sidewalk, we and Motka need to go through, - no reaction... I stood a little, I approach closer, I repeat the request, there is no reaction, and he does not get out of the car and does not leave. Here from behind comes my neighbor, evaluates the situation for a few seconds, then gives some short and incomprehensible command to her huge unknown breed dog. This hairy "horse" jumps onto the car's cap and begins to do a small need right there. To say that the man in the car was stuck, it means not to say anything, you can only imagine what he was there, from the car, opened the picture with all the dog anatomical details. He began to signal exhaustedly, but Dogecevich did not even lead his ear, completed his business and lazyly jumped out of the hood. Beating, the man suddenly surrendered back and also resounded. What am I all about? People, let’s be sensitive to each other, because you don’t want to respond to humility with such radical measures.
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