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 11.04.2013
I'm doing homework under another talk show of the federal channel.
Another drunk police officer shot a high school girl to death and fled. There were eyewitnesses, the car was expensive, noticeable, he was immediately detained. He sits, repents, and is asked why he left the place of attack. He, a man about 30, replies: "He was in shock"
He is asked how he got into the police, he says after the army.
Have you served in the army for years?
- Yes
Was there nocturnal alarm?
of course
So you are sleeping at night, suddenly, alarm!!! Go up!! You are in shock...
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