Talk about the ill-handed installers of the LVS...

Silver MC: I remembered this... A couple of years ago I worked at the Peter’s provider’s sapport. I am addressed by one of the newly connected clients, saying that sometimes Inet disappears. I look at logs - and indeed, then here for an hour disappeared, then here for 2-3 hours, then here, then there - some fucking shit.

Silver MC: I handed over the application to the operating group, say, guys, you need to go out to the client and deal with it... They come a couple of hours ago - rju-gowns. What is? The monitors at the installation point of the end equipment did not find the lechtrical socket, the equipment, the question, and made it themselves, asking from the disconnector of the sorting (!)...

Silver MC: The monitors, of course, explained the mystery of the disappearing Inet to the client, or to those on the spot... But when other uneducated employees called me, I said:
Are you at the computer now?
and yes.
Can I ask you to turn on the light in the toilet?
E... why?
So be kind, turn it on. Check the availability of the Internet.

I would give everything to look at the face of the calling man, as he turned on the light in the sorting machine and knocked his mouse into the intranet spaces and said to me:

Emm... emm... thank you!