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 14.04.2013
My mother and my little one (class 11) are going out of the car.
Mother: (glattering the steering wheel, gently talking to the car) My girl, wash you! You are now clean, beautiful! My dear, it’s easier for you to go straight.
Little: (blown up, offended) How kindly you talk to the car... And not so with me... Let your car go to the institute and go!
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