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 14.04.2013
" and Your baby’s head is like a cockroach!".
An elongated, non-symmetric head of a baby is normal. If the grandmother is upset, offer her to shave naked and make sure that her tortoise is not spherical either.

The mother-in-law saw that I was cutting my baby’s nails and was terrified. Can’t cut off! How then? to crawl!
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