I work for an American company that appreciates initiatives from employees. And everything would be fine, but here the American openness is facing the Russian chancellor. This is the preamble.

A colleague offered to buy in the office a blender, mol, summer, fruit, smoothies. He reads a form for initiatives and issues:

Conditional name of the initiative: BLENDER
A brief description of the existing process that is proposed to be optimized: fruit purification and absorption
A brief description of the initiative:
We buy a blender, we scrub, we eat.