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 24.07.2008
I decided to ask a new internet provider in Kemerovo, I called their number (I was told in advance that there was a dumb blonde there), but I took the risk. The following dialogue:
I:-Hello, and you have an internet connection how much it costs
Are you only interested in the internet or cable TV?
I: Only the internet!
B: What is your name?
I: Philip, my name, so how much is it worth?
B: We have it for free! Can you tell me your contact phone number?
I: How much installation work?
B: Sorry, I don’t know, so what is your number?
I: You first tell the cost of the installation works!!! to
B: Well I really don’t know, we’ll get you the cable to the house, it’s free, you can take the computer to the entrance and work right there!!!! to
I (confused): I don’t think you should give me my number then.
B: No, let me register, and let us file the application for the connection?
I: Ugo, the testimony
B: Please contact me, Philip!! to

Here are such blondes sitting and answering the calls... I then judged as if I was sitting at the entrance, I think I could move there and live? by GravE (c)

You are stupid, Philip! You were told in Russian, the connection is free. And the installation work cannot be assessed by phone; he knows that you have an apartment, how many cables will go, how many walls you will have to drill, etc. About "take out the computer in the entrance" - the girl has begged you!
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