From the Auto Forum:
"I gave my life yesterday to the service, and as it happened - one was driving in the hospital, the other broke yesterday. Well, I think I’ll go on public transport on a day, the benefit of driving is 7 minutes, a taxi to wait longer. I went, decided to read the jokes in the communicator, and the first: “Any passenger of a bus over thirty is a loser.” I will go and kill me.