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 27.04.2013
He talks about his first date:
Leo_ParT: She asked me what I think about gay marriages.
Leo_ParT: And I start so meekly: “I’m 29 years old, I’m still not married...”
Leo_ParT: I look, the eyes round and it seems she expects the finish in the style of “I am a gay, and I torment with you, because you are very similar to a man”
Leo_ParT: So I continue with the short-talk, “So as you can guess, I’m not very good at heterosexual marriages.”
Leo_ParT: I felt like I heard a breath of relief.
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