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 28.04.2013
They have almost fallen asleep.
Wife: Are you sleeping?
My husband mmm. What?
Do you know why people get married?
M: Well, to raise children, to be around all the time, to grow old together...
The Voot! What do you expect most in old age?
The grandchildren?
No, they are waiting for their spouse.
Q: Do you want to drink?
J : Yes! Bring me a glass of water!
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