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 01.05.2013
Friends decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary in their hometown. Say, we will gather in the same restaurant where we had the wedding 15 years ago, we will invite all those who were there then, we will talk, we will recall... romantically, hell!

said and done. The restaurant was ordered, the vacation was planned, the plane tickets were bought. But here stood their 13-year-old son. I will not go with you – and point.
The boy does not tolerate airplanes. It is a 13-hour flight through the world. A joke to say!)
In general, and to persuade tried, and to threaten, he - in no way. Eventually, his father decided to talk to him t-a-thet, in a manly way. They closed up in the room, talked, and went out.
“He doesn’t go,” the father said.
The victorious child leaves.
What, did you take and give up the teenager? My mother asks sarcastically.
and no. He just convinced me.
...??? to
“I tell him that he’s an adult man and it’s time to overcome that airplane fear. He says he hasn’t been afraid of flying for a long time, that’s not the point.
The fact is that the anniversary was invited by those who were at the wedding 15 years ago, and he was not there then.
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