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 02.05.2013
XXX: I am bad
YYY: What is it?
He came to me yesterday, as usual. She left him and went into the shower. I return, and the candles are placed all over the apartment, the music is romantic, the roses are everywhere...
YYY: It is cool.
XXX: Oh, I’m also an officer. We stand, kiss, and then he suddenly jumps back, makes a terrible face, plays off and runs into the kitchen. and naked.
YYY :?
XX: I badly washed the hair balm from the ear. It turns out to taste very bitter.
YYYYYYYYYYY))))
You are funny, and I stand there like a fool, and I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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