From the computer forum. I play :
XXX: I, who passed from Stalingrad to Berlin, who plunged the highest rank in the battles in the Middle East, who prevented the Inlanetian sabotage on a tropical island, who unraveled the secret of the reactor at the Chinas nuclear power plant, who broke the entire Chinese mafia into one, who avenged for his wife and child - I tell you that I have never seen anything like this!
YYY: I'm the one who put all the balls in one row, found all the bombs on the playing field, broke all the cards into several, shot all the cockroaches, scattered all the sheep, launched the penguin ahead of all, put all the cubes into a single structure - I tell you - HYPE ME!