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 02.05.2013
A dreaming dream. Maybe even a thing. I thought long. I am a journalist. I’m talking to the chief designer(s) of the new Russian spacecraft, which flies with a triple speed of light, just before sending it around the solar system.
Q: Was it difficult for you to develop such a device?
K: Not for me at all. I was not a designer before. The ship was assembled by our welding uncle Jora. Explain how they cannot be managed. He speaks semi-scientifically and no one understands him. The first time he called them all dwarfs and went into drinking for a month, the second time - for two. I’m a childhood boy too, and I understand him. He wrote his words in a scientific language.

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