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 03.05.2013
A young woman says to her husband:
Now that we are married, you should stop playing golf. Wash your dishes yourself – if you sell your clothes, we can afford to buy new furniture.
You talk like my ex-wife.
The former...? You didn’t tell me you were married to someone before me.
I was not.
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