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 05.05.2013
In front of the railway bridge, the monsters shout: “Under the bridge!”; seeing a kiosk with fast food – the choir reports: “Shaurma!”; noticing the advertising banner with the image of shampoo Palmolive – warn passers: “Full of olive!”

De to to! The shower! The crowd immediately caught up.
The girl! The girl! The girl! The monsters noticed a smoking girl on the balcony of the next house. Probably, having decided that it was time to quit smoking, the strangled representative of the weaker sex entered the apartment.
Do not believe! Do not believe! Called the crowd.
The girl went out.
The breasts! The Sisters! The Sisters! - scandated monsters, demonstrating not so much the bullying of hormones, as the desire to sound your favorite internet mem in the very center of Novosibirsk. Favorite – without considering the “cats,” of course.
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