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 07.05.2013
I have long wanted to tell you about the wonderful dialogue that occurred two years ago between me and a genius man with a speaking clique.
He: Listen, and there are violins, as they are called "Straganini scripts"?
I: No, the Stradivari violins, but the famous violinist – Paganini
He: brakes, Paganini is a footballer
I am (already close to hysteria): what kind of footballer is he?
This is the Jamaica team.
I : what? (In fact, I even doubted a bit. I only heard about Jamaica in the song.
This is in yellow shape.
And I said: A! The Brazilian team, Ronaldo?
He is: WO! exactly!
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