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 07.05.2013
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg found himself in a stupid situation when he was refused to repeat the request for a pizza in one of the snacks.
The owner of the pizzeria says they refused him more than one serving in protest against Bloomberg’s proposed ban that would restrict the sale of soda.
Can I get another Pepperoni? The mayor of the city, Antonio Benito.
“I’m very sorry sir,” he replied, “we can’t do that. We have a limit – no more than one piece of pizza.
“Well, it’s funny,” he realized, hinting at the limit on the sale of soda: “in connection with soda... such things... But I’m not joking. I didn’t eat all morning, just give another pepperoni.
I am very sorry sir. We are serious, Benito insisted. “We decided that having more than one piece is harmful to you, and we forbade you to do so.
Look at the fools! Bloomberg was bustling. I missed breakfast this morning, I can eat at least four pieces of your pizza. Don’t be a bad guy, just go back to the kitchen and bring a fucking pizza, it’s okay.
“I’m very sorry, sir, I can’t do anything,” the owner repeated. You can go to several restaurants and get a piece in each. At least as you suggested. You know, it is good to burn calories!
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