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 07.05.2013
Wife: Dear, I watch the parade rehearsal, there are aircraft flying, different and nine at once and with a propeller and one such the largest - just la la la!
I: dear, only Carlson flies with propellers, but it doesn’t exist, and what you called “Lyalaya” is an intercontinental strategic multi-mode missile carrier TU-160, according to NATO’s classification Blackjack, the heaviest combat aircraft in the world.
wife: (pause, then quietly)... and I will call it "la-la-la"...
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