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 12.05.2013
spyder3: 2 years ago I came to my parents in the summer in Oditsovo Moscow Oblast. My mom said, “go with a passport, that’s the rules.” I forgot him at home. A police officer stops me near the train station and asks for a passport. I talked about bread/beer out of the house and didn’t go out for a long time. He asked what to check if the local I and let go saying - "passport must be worn". I asked why I was so interested in what I did or did. He replied, “You’re going to go here and smile on the sides.” Immediately snack that is not local, experience, but let go.
Now when I come, I don’t smile anymore, or they’ll stop again.
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