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 16.05.2013
I read here a couple of times about the behavior of drivers on the roads of Novokuznetsk.
We have good goats! Example of:
Once in those times, when there were still fines of 100 rubles for almost everything, I was stopped for a slight excess (just a hundred). I, of course, know that bribes are bad to give, but I broke and I had a good reason, which I told and the hoist, including the man, said, said, that the half-hoist is in place and I can evaporate.
After scratching the pockets (and it was studenthood), I earned 48 rubles. The employee, squeezing his nose, accepts the "gift" with the words "then you will bring" (joke, of course).
Half a year. They stopped me to check, and I forgot my papers at home. What I see! The same heist is ready to drop me below the plinth and I decided to take the situation into my own hands. I give him 2 rubles. He looks surprised, but I’m ahead of his question: “I owe you a surplus since the summer.”
I see in his eyes some computational processes, and then he looks like an arget (recalled). I let go ))
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