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 17.05.2013
Smokers are delighted today. I go into the store, a aunt stands with a bag full of cigarettes, asks me: Do you smoke? No is.
I had pink dreams. I go into the store, a aunt stands with a bag of honeymoon........ and says: Hi, you eat ice cream? We offer you to exchange the rest of your ice cream for our new one. I would break.
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