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 20.05.2013
Ray: My father told me. At night, he bombed the city, two drunk men near the restaurant stopped him.
“Listen,” they say, “will you not bring our friend? Literally two houses, he is drunk simply, will not get himself...300 rubles will give.
The father was surprised, he said, you two heads healthy, do not pull away - two houses are all.
It turns out, this monster came to be drunk on the rolls) quarreled and lost the ability to move deadly. Although, in my opinion, it is even easier - shake his arms on his shoulders and shake it, much better) I would in the place of my father and advised to do so, and would watch the process)
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