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 23.05.2013
So, I promised you to write a list of your retaliations) I want to kiss you/... and you: 1. Oh my hands are ice! 2nd I am watching a movie! Three Fuck, I am eating it! 4 is I talk by phone! 5 is I am so tired of volleyball. 6 is Keep quiet, I am wet. 7 is You are wet! 8 is Fou, the hair is wet! 9 is On the knees of David! 10 is My stomach was squeezed, I just ate! 11 is Ooooh, I’m just pumping, I don’t have the strength. 12 is I think I’ll do it if I’m not promoted. Thirteen I don’t have a computer, but you! 14 is I solve the technical problem. 15 is I want to catch! 16 is Give me a ring. 17th Oh, I’m happy with the pearl...
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