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 26.05.2013
In general, rural weddings are the best thing that humanity has invented in all history. They usually make a tent in the yard. But especially advanced bridesmaids remove a collective dining room or club.
On the day of the holiday, the whole village is divided into two halves - those who were invited and those who were not considered necessary.
The second half jealously rotates around the first, squeezes into the bushes, looks through the windows and wants to pull a bottle or two from the table. After that, the dances begin - there is no more than a disco in the world. And of course a fight.
After that, everyone smokes, smokes, interrogates, who has not yet fucked the witness (a sign of happiness), and then runs to the shore without cowards to ride cows.

Come to the country wedding, gentlemen! It is wonderful.
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